Diamond Dames!

jimmydasaint · Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject: Diamond Dames!

Diamond Dames

It’s easy to point your web browser to The All American Home Run Derby and find out who is hitting homeruns on the field. It’s a little bit tougher to find out who the biggest slugger is off the field. Sometimes you’ll catch a glimpse of a new relationship on SportsCenter. Occasionally Yahoo will feature a new fling. The Consigliere is here to really break down, who is “The Man” when it comes to off day activities.

Russell Martin might still be making rookie mistakes, but he’s also been doing some of the same things as his older teammates. Once linked to Brad Penny, among others, Alyssa Milano can now be found cheering on the young Dodgers catcher. The good news for Martin is that she’s already had the tour of the clubhouse.

And don’t feel bad for Brad Penny. Eliza Dushku is keeping him busy enough that he doesn’t have time to worry about his catcher and his leftovers.

Everyone knows that Alex Rodriguez is married, but since his wife looks like a disgruntled department store mannequin, let’s giving him some credit for his pre-marriage conquests. He may not have been the first one to hit a homerun in the ballpark, but I’m sure that ARod felt pretty comfortable at the plate with Jessica Canseco. The Yankee slugger has also been linked to Sofia Vergara. Her nickname is “Human Viagra”, so I think he did okay for himself.

We also have a few pool players that have managed to marry some pretty good-looking women.

David Ortiz can be seen here with his wife Tiffany. Fellow teammate Manny Ramirez landed a hot wife named Juliana. Red Sox rival Jason Giambi also has a pretty lady in his corner named Kristian.

Of course, we couldn’t forget about the man that’s always in the news. All-Time HR leader Barry Bonds has apparently met a new woman at the gym. It’s rare that they are seen together in public but we did manage to track down one picture of her.

All of the above-mentioned players have one very important thing in common.

They all wish that they were Derek Jeter.

When it comes to off the field milestones, Derek Jeter is a legend that will likely never be matched. His dating profile reads like a who’s who of the hottest women in America.

When Jeter was still a rookie is baseball, he was already a pro on the dating scene as he began a relationship with Mariah Carey. After he made his mark on the music world, he moved on to Miss Universe Lara Dutta. Pretty soon, it was time to try out the actress scene and he began dating Jordana Brewster, who co-starred in D.E.B.S with Meagan Good. Being careful not to stay in one relationship too long, Jeter moved on to Supermodel Adriana Lima. After things ended with Lima, he hooked up with small screen star Vanessa Minnillo. Why would he not stay with Minnillo for the rest of his life? Because he hit the jackpot and started dating Jessica Alba! While the Consigliere cannot condone this break-up, things did end with Alba and Jeter wasted little time before getting together with FHM star Vida Guerra. While Guerra may be hot, she can’t live up to the standards of Jeter’s next stop, Jessica Biel a.k.a. The Hottest Woman Alive!

Jeter is no longer with Biel either. Idiot. His latest relationship is Friday Night Lights cheerleader, Minka Kelly.

Now the next time you see the Yankees losing to the Red Sox and Jeter is sitting in the dugout grinning ear to ear, you’ll know why.

Alyssa Milano

http://s05.imagehost.org/0674/AD651-Alyssa_Milano.jpg

Eliza Dushku

http://www.humoronline.com/celebrity-pictures/eliza-dushku-6.jpg

Jessica Canseco

http://www.theminge.com/jessica/Jessica%20Canseco%20nude09.jpg

Sofia Vergara

http://www.hqclips.com/sofia_vergara/sofia_vergara_005.jpg

Tiffany Ortiz

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/07/12/allstar.party/ortiz.jpg

Kristian Giambi

http://www.mlb.com/images/2005/02/10/vglQK8vC.jpg

Juliana Ramirez

http://www.wagrankings.com/images/wives/red_sox/manny_ramirez_juliana_ramirez_wife.jpg

“Her” (Bonds woman)

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/_photos/2006-02-28-inside-bonds.jpg

Mariah Carey

http://papers.same.ru/img_papers/music/Mariah%20Carey_800_1024.jpg

Lara Dutta

http://utopianvision.co.uk/images/lib/1071/medium/lara-dutta.jpg

Jordana Brewster

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jordana-brewster-engaged-12-8-2006.bmp

Meagan Good

http://s01.imagehost.org/0388/Meagan-Good_nw39.jpg

Adriana Lima

http://www.girlsector.com/gallery/Adriana_Lima/Adriana_Lima_047.jpg

Vanessa Minnillo

http://www.citybrat.com/FantasyGirls/VanessaMinnillo.jpg

Jessica Alba

http://mimi6cu.free.fr/street%20dancer%20honey/jessica-alba-wallpapers-3.jpg

Vida Guerra

http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-hop-honeys/vida_guerra_on_floor.jpg

Jessica Biel

http://www.toplesscelebs.net/Jessica_Biel/Jessica-Biel-topless-0.jpg

Minka Kelly

http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/1218/pg2_w_kelly_195.jpg

Tenacious D-Store · Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject:

You're still here? Rolling Eyes

How is posting 20+ links not spam? This guy brings nothing to this site.

jimmydasaint · Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:18 pm Post subject:

Spam...Not one of them is directed towards our site TD. The links are for your entertainment, so you can see the girls we are talking about.

The only things that keeps me from giving you a piece of my mind is my respect for Kyle!

Lighten Up......Geez!

Tenacious D-Store · Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject:

I'm not entertained. And the thing that really keeps you from saying anything to me is the fact that I would eat you alive.

jimmydasaint · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:30 am Post subject:

Literally, you probably weigh 300+ pounds from sitting in front of your computer all day monitoring this sports community. Seriously TD...look at your last post!

Dude, you have to grow up! This is suppossed to be fun...figure it out bra!

Tenacious D-Store · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:50 am Post subject:

Listen Jimmy Pissant, for your info I'm weigh 180 and I don't appreciate your fagot a$$ fantasizing about how I look. At least I have a life, and work for a living. Apparently you are the one who sits in front of the computer all day running a website that is clearly so unsuccessful that you have to spam other sites with your drivel. Your writing is so inaccurate it's pathetic, no wonder no one visits your site. You want to write columns about how the White Sox are struggling when they were on a 6 game winning streak and are running away with their division. Perhaps you should actually watch the game once in a while if you insist on writing about it. All you do here is post your nonsense threads, you don't contribute to any of the others. You were a novelty and it's worn off. Several members off this site informed you that they did not appreciate your posts and you responded by verbally attacking them. So you have some nerve telling others to grow up. As I have said before you clearly have alternative motives for visiting here and none of them stand to benifit this site.

BTW: it's spelled supposed, also are you asking me to help you figure out your bra? I can undo one with only two fingers, but I prefer to practice on them with the ladies. Perhaps your mom can help you with that. That is unless she usually hangs out downtown and doesn't wear a bra.

OkieBeatdown · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:22 am Post subject:

jimmydasaint · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:36 am Post subject:

TD, you show your stupidity every time you make a comment about one of my columns. The White Sox article was written before they had their home stretch moron! The team was collectively batting .250 and were 4 games above .500 at the time. All of their primary sluggers were batting below.250 with the exception of Jermaine Dye prior to the home stretch.

Since the article, Dye, Konerko, Thome & Crede have all raised their averages and Home Run counts!

Now shut up and go get your shine box you eternal loser! Also, my MOM would make you HER cute, cuddly puppy, so don't even go there Wink

You and PUMA should get a room and have a wicked awesome bough session together!

Remember, I never say anything to you until you start and you do it every single time! Get a life LOSER boy!!!

Surge · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:39 am Post subject:

This is my favorite daily post... keep it up.

jimmydasaint · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:43 am Post subject:

Thanks Surge....you're a man with high quality taste Wink

Peace Out, I have to take my kid to the pool today! I'll be back to see what cynical comments TD makes towards me later since he never has anything positive to say!

Peace Out!

Gdawg · FPM Admin Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 23111 Location: Texas

Seriously guys, this guy is hilarious. The unintentional humor in each post of his is amazing.

Tenacious D-Store · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:57 am Post subject:

Remember something Pissant! I had your back when you first showed up here. it wasn't until you showed your true colors and began attacking people that I turned on you. Don't expect it to let up. Your insults mean nothing to me. These guys know what I'm about, you'll always be the spammer who for some reason was allowed free reign.

Oh and Gdawg... my humor is never unintentional! Wink

krush40 · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:14 am Post subject:

Every one of your articles has either been just plain wrong or completely irrelevant. If you want my reasons for each article go back and read my comments on each one, for some reason I wasted my time not only reading them but actually making a comment.

Everyone has a right to participate, blah, blah, blah. But your F'ing annoying dude.

Tenacious D-Store · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:49 am Post subject:

That's 3 pissant. Are you seeing a trend? It is far more than just me that feel this way.

thePriceisWright · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject:

Can we lighten up on the exclamation points? They're really annoying! And there is no need to use one every sentence!! They're so loud it's giving me a headache! Nothing said here is exciting enough for them!!!!!

OkieBeatdown · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:46 pm Post subject:

what if I typed:

G-MEN!!!!!! SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!!

Laughing

ahathaway · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject:

thePriceisWright · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:31 pm Post subject:

jimmydasaint · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject:

Love the G-Men...I've had Plexiglass on my Fantasy Sports team 5 years in a row!!! I'm picking the San Diego Super Chargers to go the Super Bowl this season Vs. The Dallas Cowboys! Champion: San Diego Super Chargers lead by a fully recovered Phillip "Red" Rivers Shoot out Wink

Guys, forget about Tenacious Deeeeez Nuts...he's about has much fun as getting kicked in your balls Wink

Does anyone want to put together a fantasy football league this season through sportsline? If you think I'm this much fun during the baseball season...Just wait till Fantasy Football season Wink

I'll run the league through my company's escrow account, so the funds will be held in the bank until we need to pay out the winners:

Rotisserie Stlye Draft (1 thru 12 & 12 thru 1)
$100.00 Entry per team
12 team league
$5.00 per Free Agent Pick (Free Agents can be picked up all the way through the Championship game
Trades are Free and must be approved by 7 out of the 12 teams in the league in order to be accepted

E-Mail me at jim@letsgodeep.com if you're in and I'll set up the league through CBS Sportsline.com!

Payouts:
65% of the total pool for First Place
25% of the total pot for 2nd PLace
10% of the total pot for 3rd Place

Division Winners
$50.00 each

Tenacious D-Store · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:25 pm Post subject:

Dude, no one here is dumb enough to give you money.

Unorthodox · FPM Legend Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Posts: 12100

D-Store > Jimmy. Plain and simple. We favor the vets here. Now get the hell out of here you tool.

Tenacious D-Store · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:17 pm Post subject:

krush40 · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:31 pm Post subject:

sounds like a great idea. Thanks so much for talking care of this and handling the money. Where shall I send it to?

F'ing Moron. Go away

Ps. I vote for dstore too, even though he's Canadian.

Tenacious D-Store · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:33 pm Post subject:

Everyone loves the Canadians Eh.

I warned you about starting a flame war with me Pissant.

jimmydasaint · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject:

You are a true legion of Nerds...I salute you all!

You'll never get rid of me....I have too much fun ruffling your feathers!!!